okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

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herricaneamber:

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peanutbutterandsquats:

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thedaddynacho:

beben-eleben:

How Did We Not Think of These Pancake Ideas Ourselves

brb trying all of these

I need these.

Ughhhhhh

so much sex

Porn

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im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time

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if my jokes offend you:

  1. i’m sorry
  2. it won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. you’re a pussy

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gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

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